Sardine Salad with Parsley and Lemon

sardine salad with parsley and lemon

Tapas-style sardine salad makes a good appetizer, lunch, small dinner plate, snack, or even breakfast.

I owe a big thank you to my food-loving friend Carolyn for introducing me to this simple, delicious, nutritious salad. (Sardines are packed with vitamins, minerals, omega-3 fatty acids, and protein! Sardines are not packed with mercury! So says Wikipedia!) This remarkably concise dish features only four main ingredients, each intensely flavorful. A small bite goes a long way. And on a scale from effortless to elementary, this recipe’s difficulty rating hovers somewhere around “imbecile-proof.” Sardine-loving imbeciles, rejoice!

Serve with good bread or crackers, along with optional roasted red peppers and/or slices of hard-boiled egg. Makes a delicious small dinner plate, light lunch, or even breakfast for those inclined towards savory morning fare. Continue reading

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How to Make Homemade Flour Tortillas

homemade flour tortilla

I had no idea it was so easy to make tortillas (until now).

“I’m lazy,” you protest. “Why would I want to make my own tortillas from scratch?” I hear you. Chill out. It’s true, no one who lives near a good market really needs to make tortillas from scratch—but when you do, the payoff is well worth the smallish amount of effort you’ve expended. Homemade tortillas are soft, fresh, and hot; weirdly light and dense at the same time. They’re a fun food to cook with kids (just watch out for that burning hot cast iron skillet). And whenever you have the opportunity to answer a question with, “Oh nothing, just whipping up some homemade tortillas,” you’ll find that people will think you are very incredible.

This easy recipe was given to me by a half-French Jewish statistician. If that’s not practically a license to produce authentic tortillas, I don’t know what is. Bon appetit! Continue reading

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For Your Vegetarian Passover: Grandma Fran’s Veggie Chopped Liver (with Egg and Burnt Onion)

Vegetarian Chopped Liver (with Egg and Burnt Onion)

Planning a meat-free Seder? Try Grandma Fran's Vegetarian Chopped Liver.

Back in April I wrote a post about my Aunt Hilda’s Carrot Vichyssoise. At the time I was writing the history of my paternal grandfather’s family, and I thought it would be a nice idea to include a chapter of favorite family recipes. In order to help me write the recipe chapter, my cousin Nina lent me our Grandma Fran’s recipe collection—a small metal filing box packed with handwritten index cards that Nina had kept after Grandma died. I started making some of the recipes, and a spooky thing happened: I suddenly felt as if my grandmother had returned from beyond (in the feel-good way, not the bloodthirsty zombie way). So cancel that seance—if you want to reconnect with a long-gone loved one, just whip up one of his or her signature dishes. Oh, and on a related note, be sure you leave behind a signature dish.

One of the recipes in Grandma’s collection was this mock chopped liver that uses hard-boiled eggs, onions, and walnuts. I have only a vague recollection of this particular dish of hers, but in a coincidental two-for-one twist, I do remember my mother making something similar when I was very little. Mom used to sautée onions to the point of being slightly burnt and then mash them with hard-boiled eggs—a recipe she learned from some Moroccan Jewish friends. I used to go nuts for the smell and taste of the burnt onions, because, as Mark Bittman describes, “Something happens when onions blacken a bit, and it’s something good and unusual: they become super-sweet, yes, but also quite bitter, in a pleasant way.” So although Grandma didn’t specifically call for burning the onions, that’s how I’ve interpreted her recipe here.

burnt caramelized onions

Let your onions get nice and brown, with little blackened burnt bits

Grandma Fran’s Vegetarian Chopped Liver
¼ cup (½ stick) unsalted butter
3 large yellow onions (about 2 pounds), thinly sliced
4 hard-boiled eggs
¾ cup walnut halves, lightly toasted
½ teaspoon kosher salt

Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat until it’s melted and just beginning to bubble (make sure not to let it burn). Add onions and cook, stirring occasionally, until onions are soft, medium brown in color, and slightly burnt (30 to 40 minutes). The technique is just like caramelizing, but you take it a step or two further. The goal is a darker brown color and nice little burnt bits—but don’t go too far.

When onions are done, add eggs, walnuts, and salt. Chop and mix well. Pop the mixture into a food processor if you want a more realistic chopped-liver texture, pulsing until smooth. I usually leave a few chunks unprocessed, as shown in the photo above. (Sometimes I just skip the food processing step altogether.) I think this dish is delicious served warm, but room temperature is good too.

Makes about 2 cups.

mock chopped liver recipe

Thanks, Grandma!

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Dessert Crepes with Sweet Ricotta Cream and Strawberries

Dessert Crepes with Sweet Ricotta Cream and Strawberries

Dessert Crepes with Sweet Ricotta Cream and Strawberries

If you’ve been reading Two Lazy Gourmets for a while you might have noticed that I LOVE TO MAKE CREPES! (Ever since I got a new crepe pan for my birthday, I can’t stop making crepes.) Yes, crepe-making is not necessarily a lazy process, but if you’ve never made them before you might be surprised by how simple the technique is. You can read how I do it here.

This sweet, fresh filling is ridiculously easy and incredibly delicious. The ricotta cream and strawberries can both be prepared in advance, to make serving time a breeze. You can fill and fold the crepes yourself or just set out the ingredients and let guests fix their own. And of course you can use any soft fruit in place of the strawberries (if the fruit is sweet enough you can skip the sugar step). Continue reading

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Irresistible Chinese Five-Spice Peanuts

Chinese Five-Spice Peanuts

Chinese Five-Spice Peanuts make a perfect party snack

Ever since Robin and I developed our Five-Spice Roast Pork dish for The Lazy Gourmet (p.126) I’ve been a little bit obsessed with Chinese five-spice powder, an intriguing and hard-to-describe spice blend made of (most commonly) cinnamon, cloves, star anise, fennel, and Szechuan peppercorns. While it’s usually used in savory meat, seafood, or vegetable dishes, five-spice powder’s rich, warm flavor is strangely irresistible on the sweeter side, too. A quick Googling of “five-spice desserts” might surprise you with results like Chinese Five-Spiced Chocolate Cupcakes and Five-Spice Sweet Potato Pie.

Reader Mandy, who commented on my Ten Favorite Homemade Holiday Food Gifts (That Aren’t Cookies) post, mentioned some five-spice nuts that she’d made as a holiday gift and I thought that sounded pretty great. While Mandy used pistachios, I decided that a huge batch of sweet and salty five-spice peanuts would be a perfect inexpensive finger food for the housewarming party I was in the midst of planning. (And when I say huge I mean huge. If I believed in astrology I would blame my Cancerian nature for always, but always, overcooking. Luckily, the six pounds of spiced nuts and seven pounds of pickled carrots that are still sitting in my fridge are freaking delicious and will stay good for weeks to come.)

p.s. I’ve been eating these crunchy sweet treats by the handful, as a snack, but I bet they’d be great tossed into an Asian-style salad or mixed into rice.

Chinese Five-Spice Peanuts

Giving my peanuts a Chinese Five-Spice powdering

Chinese Five-Spice Peanuts
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon Chinese five-spice powder
1 tablespoon sugar
½ teaspoon kosher salt
1½ cups raw, shelled, unsalted peanuts

Set a large baking sheet or dish out on the counter before you begin. In a saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. When butter begins to bubble (but before it burns) add five-spice powder, sugar, and salt. Stir until sugar and salt are dissolved. Add the peanuts, stirring frequently until they begin to turn a light brown (4 to 5 minutes).

Spread the peanuts out in a single layer in the baking dish. Let cool to room temperature. If they’ve stuck together, just give them a stir to break them apart.

Make it ahead
Peanuts will keep well in a tightly-sealed container on your countertop for a few days (or more). Store them the fridge for even longer preservation.

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Sweet and Savory Curry-Persimmon Salad With Cashews

Persimmon Salad with Curry, Cashews, and Yogurt

Creamy, crunchy, sweet, salty, minty, spicy, Fuyu persimmon salad

My mother’s bountiful Sonoma, California garden has been the cause of many of my cooking adventures. Such blog hits as Israeli SaladBasil-Mint Pesto, and Zucchini, Corn, and Almond Salad were all direct results of her very green thumb. I’ve simmered her figs into Fig and Onion Jam (The Lazy Gourmet, p.158), tossed homegrown watermelons into countless fruit salads, and have fried and eaten more green tomatoes than I’m able to comfortably admit. Or to comfortably eat. But I do it anyway.

I didn’t even remember that Mom had a persimmon tree when I recently found myself in possession of a large bag of ripe, firm Fuyus. I can’t explain why, but for some reason I was overwhelmed with the very specific urge to wrangle them into a sweet and savory creamy salad—like a chicken salad, but with persimmons instead of chicken. Unable to find a recipe that hit the mark, I recalled the fact that I am an actual cookbook writer, and therefore authorized to invent new dishes. What I wound up with was precisely the creamy, crunchy, sweet, salty, minty, spicy, chicken-free fruit salad that I had been craving. As any kitchen experimenter knows, it doesn’t always work out that way, but this one was a surprising and satisfying keeper. Enjoy! Continue reading

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The Science of Chocolate: Sweet Science Lesson From KQED’s QUEST Series

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, here’s another tasty science lesson from KQED’s excellent QUEST series. (See previous posts on the science of cheese and sourdough bread.)

From the QUEST website: “Chocolate: It’s been revered for millennia by cultures throughout the world. But while it’s easy to appreciate all of its delicious forms, creating this confection is a complex culinary feat. Local chocolate makers explain the elaborate engineering and chemistry behind this tasty treat. And learn why it’s actually good for your health!” Enjoy!

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Crepes with Peas, Pancetta, and Mint

Pea, pancetta, and mint crepe filling

Pea, pancetta, and mint crepe filling. Photo: aprphotography.com

So, are you hooked on making crepes yet? A while back I posted a basic recipe for crepes, along with some pointers on technique. (It’s really pretty easy. And addictive.) Then I posted one of my favorite fillings: a super simple sauté of shrimp, tomatoes, and chives. Today I’ve got another favorite to share: a combination of peas, pancetta, mint, and chevre.

For those of you not familiar with pancetta, it’s an Italian-style bacon (salt-cured pork belly). The biggest difference between pancetta and American-style bacon is that pancetta isn’t smoked the way American bacon is. You’ll usually find pancetta at the deli or butcher counter of your supermarket, or an Italian specialty store, where it’s sliced to order. If you can’t find it, just substitute regular American-style bacon.

Crepes with Peas, Pancetta, and Mint
5 ounces (about 1¼ cups) diced pancetta
1 large leek, chopped (the white and light green parts only)
1 pound frozen peas
½ cup white wine
5 ounces chevre, crumbled
¼ cup half-and-half
3 tablespoons lemon juice (from about one lemon)
¼ cup fresh chopped mint, loosely packed
8-10 crepes

Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. When hot, add pancetta and cook, stirring occasionally, until browned and crispy (5 to 7 minutes). Remove pancetta from the skillet and set aside. Add leeks to the hot pancetta fat and cook for 3 to 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until soft and lightly browned. Add peas and wine. Bring wine to a simmer and continue to stir occasionally until peas are tender, 3 to 5 minutes. Add chevre and half-and-half and stir until cheese is melted and distributed throughout the peas, 1 to 2 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in the cooked pancetta, lemon juice, and mint.

Place some pea mixture into each crepe, roll up, and serve.

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Are Broccoli Stems Edible? Yes! (Plus a recipe for Parmesan-Roasted Broccoli with Garlic and Pine Nuts)

I’m surprised by how often I read a broccoli recipe that calls for using the florets and discarding the stems, or stalks. A few years ago I took a Chinese cooking class, and among the many valuable things I learned from Ms. Mabel Lee was that broccoli stems are not garbage. Just trim off the rough, leafy outer layer and cut the stems into sticks or rounds. Then cook them along with the florets. They’re tender and flavorful—and if you’ve been accustomed to throwing them away, they’re free food!

how to prepare broccoli stalks

Don't throw away those broccoli stalks! Just trim, slice, and cook along with the florets.

The reason that broccoli stalks are on my mind right now is that I recently made an unusually delicious broccoli dish. I was looking for a side dish for my brother-in-law’s birthday dinner when Ina Garten’s Parmesan-Roasted Broccoli caught my eye. Feeling I should browse a few more ideas, just to be fair to the rest of the internet, I next noticed a post by Adam Roberts of The Amateur Gourmet talking about how Ina Garten’s roasted broccoli was the best he’d ever had in his life. I gave in and decided I’d better just try it.

Roasted broccoli, with its browned and lightly crisped edges, is approximately one thousand times better than steamed, sautéed, or almost anything-elsed broccoli. And this particular recipe—which includes thin slices of roasted garlic, Parmesan, pine nuts, and pepper—could not be more packed with my personal favorite flavors. I made another huge bunch tonight and ate almost all of it standing right there at the oven. In order to pry myself out of its spellbinding grip, I desperately stuffed the remainder into the fridge so it would get cold and lose its appeal. (It’s even pretty good cold, but thankfully the trick worked.)

Roasted Broccoli with Parmesan

Parmesan-Roasted Broccoli with Garlic and Pine Nuts. Possibly the best broccoli I've ever had.

I made a few small changes—mostly in the proportion of ingredients—to my version of this recipe, which I’ll provide below. Also, the original includes lemon zest and juice, but mine doesn’t because I forgot to put it in that first time and I can’t imagine the dish being any more perfect. I decided to leave out the fresh basil too, because as much as I love basil, I felt it was overpowered by the other flavors and didn’t really add that much. And of course, my version includes the stems! Continue reading

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Easy Sticky Toffee Pudding: The Perfect Ending for an Elegant Christmas Dinner

Easy Sticky Toffee Pudding

Festive yet surprisingly easy, Sticky Toffee Pudding with Toffee Sauce is a decadent Christmas dessert

I tasted my first Sticky Toffee Pudding while visiting Edinburgh when I was pregnant with my son. True to the myths about pregnant women, I had cravings. Uncontrollable, intense cravings. For instance, seeing a box of Nilla Wafers in the supermarket one afternoon set me off on an unswerving path to consume that childhood indulgence known officially as Nilla Banana Pudding. I remember staying up late one night making it from scratch, eating the whole thing over the next several days, and then not being able to look at a banana or a Nilla Wafer again for a long, long time. Nilla Banana Pudding, it turns out, is one pudding that sounds better than it is, at least to a pregnant lady.

But then, at 7 months pregnant, I found myself in Edinburgh where it seemed nearly every restaurant menu boasted some version of Sticky Toffee Pudding. While there are endless variations on the dish, they all include a super moist cake (a pudding in British parlance) enriched with dates and a rich, gooey caramel-like sauce. This is a pudding that, pregnant or not, I could eat any time—suffice to say, I ate a lot of STP in my week of being pregnant in Scotland—but it’s especially well suited to a festive holiday meal on a cold winter’s night.

You can make the cake in a bundt pan, soufflé dish, or even just a regular square or round cake pan, but for an elegant Christmas dinner presentation, I like to make it into six mini cakes using a 6-cavity mini fluted tube pan or a 6-cavity mini bundt pan. Continue reading

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